Click. Click. Clack.

Is clack even a word? It can be if you are stressed enough from office work. Oh, the office hours!

The mouse clicks. The keyboard chatters. The screen!

If your head does not swirl at the sight of your office cabin, then you are probably an alien. No, do not worry. We accept aliens. Aliens are not bad. They just have different eyes. 

You know what else aliens & humans have in common?

Aliens can pull pranks on us anytime they want. You know why, they have the right eyes for it. You can have those, too. 

Don’t look at me like that, we are going full-blown sclera lens today.

Disclaimer: sclera lens causes blurred vision, so we advise against wearing them while you are going to the office. Keep the magic beans in your pocket for the right moment.

FLARE UP YOUR OFFICE LIFE 

There is always one person in an office setting who gives people something to laugh at, something they could recall in an after-party. Happy co-workers are 10 percent more productive than sad, don’t-disturb-me-at-all co-workers, studies confirm. As an alien, it is your duty to be that person. We ordain these laws so you cannot refuse. 

ALL YOU NEED FOR THE PRANK TO WORK IS SOME PREPARATION.

Get your all-black planet X suit ready before you jump into the prank. Schedule a wash with your dry cleaner to so it looks stark and sprangled. Secondly, you need to get yourself a pair of sclera lens. Red or Black? Your choice.

Find out more about the full eye sclera collection here & mini eye sclera here.

WHICH LENS TO PICK?

Once you have decided on the colour, you can choose between full eye or mini sclera contact lenses. I would recommend you pick the full eye 22mm black sclera but the 17mm mini sclera would work just fine. If you are going for mini red sclera so that your eyes, become the cauldron of unicorn blood, then I would suggest you colour tune your fingernails for effect.

Slip your chosen lens in your pocket or in your cart and move the second phase of your prank.

ALL ALIENS HAVE CO-WORKERS

It is always fun to drag someone in risky (Just kidding, there are zero risks) situation. That way, you would get to share the blame. Hehe! 

You must have a Hermione Granger in your office. Get them to check the schedule for the next meeting. Note it!

COMMUNICATE IN THE ALIEN LANGUAGE

Nit-pick a few of your co-worker who would love to part of a prank. Make a WhatsApp group and assign them roles. Give them codes names to make it even more fun. You need three roles to fill in:

  1. Overdramatic Owl
  2. Fake Information
  3. Black Eyes

You are Black Eyes as you would be wearing the 22mm full eye sclera contact lens for the main prank to work.

ALL THE DETAILS ARE NICE BUT WHAT IS THE PRANK?

For the prank to work, you have place three co-workers to create an atmosphere for your prank. Your 22mm full eye sclera lens is with you, but the real magic exists in the detail your co-worker will throw in.  Fake Information will get to office before you and initiate a conversation would a new disease in which your eyes get all black. Since Fake Information will throwing in adequate details – quoting recent news & research – everyone will either believe it or simply ignore. Both works fine for us. Fake Information can also give a name to the disease like Sclera Syndrome.

You will walk in your office bathed in the black suit you got pressed a night before. You will reach your cabin and causally insert yourself in the conversation Fake Information has struck. You will act surprised and casually show your approval of the news & wait for the meeting.

Once the meeting starts, you will excuse yourself for restroom trip and put on your 22mm full eye sclera contact lens. Walk back to the meeting as meekly as you can.

NOW COMES THE OVERDRAMTIC OWL

You need to position overdramatic owl (OO) where they can spot your black eyes before anyone else. In a husky voice, OO ask you if you are okay and then point to your eyes. Some will freak out; your boss may even pull down their spectacles sliding over his nose an inch lower than it usually it is.

DENYING ABOUT HAVING DIFFERENT EYES IS KEY

OO will began freaking out and you will keep denying. You are going to label them crazy. Here Fake Information will assert his earlier story in the morning chat, making the case that you indeed have contracted the ‘Sclera Syndrome’.

SCLERA SYNDROME OR NOT YOU WILL HAVE LOADS OF FUN

Protip: Don’t prolong the prank too much or your boss may prank with a warning.

Once everyone is either scared to death or starting to get suspicious, you can causally end the prank with a loud laughter. Take the lens off before you go back to work, though.

DO NOT FORGET TO TELL THEM ABOUT US

Your co-worker will be curious about your prank idea and black sclera contact lens. You ought to mention Halloween Contact Lenses Australia in your conversation and before you know it, the next prank will be set up on you!