“Who wants a cup of full of dwingle-syrup?”\nThe hall roared in approval as the servants served dwingle-syrup to the guest. No one knew what it was, but everyone wanted it. Trays crackled in the hands of the servants. The guests leaped to the soily-green fluid barely revolting in the odd wine glass. \nThey held their glasses and cups in pristine semblance. Some gulped it down, others set to talk about the exotic syrup before they would savour it whole. The old would narrate the healing nature of the syrup and the young would just want to take a selfie holding their cup. All would halt over one sound.\n“Only one glass left, who wants…”,\nThere was hardly any room for completing that sentence. If they had to crawl to that glass and it took them one year, they would. The guest hurried towards the one left like hasty spiders and circled like pilgrims of the mountain.\nDo you want that last cup?\nAll the guest who danced to the periphery of the odd syrup never wondered what dwingle-syrup even was? They did not know. It could be cow’s pee for all we know. \n(Wait, is cow’s pee green? Let me google that.)\nOften, we find one such green syrups holding the floor in parties and events. While most tend to leap towards the dwingle-syrup, a few have the potential to be one.\nBe your own dwingle-syrup.\nYou want the stampede in your life which a simple syrup can possibly get. Its green. Yet, it has the audacity to stare back at a hall full of guests and remain an unwitting presence. Like there are very few green drinks (let’s ignore lime cordial for a while), there was even fewer green eyes. \nThese eyes can create a stampede and manage to pull it towards them. Green eyes are the dwingle-syrup of the real world. No one knows why everyone loves them, but they just do.\nHow to get green eyes?\nThere are 7.6 billion humans walking on earth. \n285 million of whom are visually impaired. \n39 million people are blind.\nHealthline says only TWO percent of those (who can see) have GREEN eyes. Let’s see what our options are for getting green eyes.\n\nBe the TWO percent.\nAlter your genes to get green eyes.\nMurder someone with green eyes and get theirs.\n(some more out of the world option)\n(another crazy idea)\n(get yourself killed option)\n(another stupid option)\nBuying green coloured lenses Australia\n\nEIGHTS options for the TWO percent. Woah, that’s a bit much. \nThe options seem weird but let’s go through them:\n\nThanks, Captain Obvious. \nUm, no.\nOh, God. NO.\nPlease die.\nNo.\nI love my life, sorry.\nUghhh.\nYOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS OPTION ON THE TOP, YOU WACK BAG.\n\nBUT, but…\nWhere would I get green coloured contact lenses?\nGood question, I will answer that in the next lecture. Just kidding, hold your thoughts. We will jump right into it. \nGreen but which one?\nYou are in hurry for buying green eyes but you have to decide which one?\nYou know what, there is no ONE green. There is Jade. There is Emerald. There is Sea Green. Overwhelmed, yet? It is no easy being the dwingle-syrup. Its whirly. \nBefore you awaken your green eyes, you have to consider your original eye colour. We made a whole fuss about eye colour and picking coloured contacts Australia here, check it out. In a nutshell, if you have light coloured eyes, go for sharp, opaque greens otherwise pick the light, transcalent ones.\nGreen but where?\nYou can only pick the perfect shade if you have them all lined in a tray or an online shelf. Is the street vendor offering your trays or shelf to pick your green coloured contact lenses? Are they selling certified contact lenses? Do they have Korean made lenses? NO.\nThey are out of option.\nFind Halloween contact lenses Australia to be the provider of green that loves your eyes as much as your looks. Browse our online store to find the huge variety of green coloured contact lenses. There are freshtone lenses available which are super comfortable to wear.\nOne more thing: all our Freshtone lenses are KFDA approved and ISO certified.\nYou would be getting certified contact lenses for your new dwingle-syrup look. \nDwingle. Dwingle. OUT.